Friday, August 4, 2023

Rules for Proper Dorm Behavior from VGHS Video Game High School

I couldn't find a complete list anywhere. Even the Reddit page was incomplete, so here ya go!

And yes... there is no #4. I don't know why. Do you?


From 16:20 of S2: Ep. 4

1. You do not talk about VGHS

2. No aim botting, map hacking, or hex editing

3. Don't steal or even think about stealing

5. No sticky liquids

6. Keep at least on article of clothing on at all times

7. Matches will go on as long as they have to

8. Eat at least 3 times a day

9. Beds are for sleeping

10. Blink multiple times an hour while gaming

11. The lights never go out at VGHs

12. Keep your feet on the ground

13. Check every room and chest before progressing

14. No strobe lights

15. No heavy breathing or panting

16. Houston will frequently have problems

17. Sun exposure won't kill you

18. Don't leave belongings in the hallways

19. The janitor is not your mother, don't hug him

20. No loud music

21. No audible singing or joy

22. Gaming is not a substitute for eating

23. No silly string inside dormitory buildings

24. Always fake your disarm

25. No clicking of spells or abilities

26. If you're a freshman you get the GIMP controller

27. The body cannot live without the mind

28. Lift the seat

29. Keep your room tidy and clean

30. No sleeping in the hallway

31. Lock your door before you leave

32. An APM under 400 is unacceptable

33. Button mashing is strictly prohibited

34. No crawling around on the floor

35. No pets

36. Keep your hands to yourself

37. Don't flush while someone is showering

38. No running with hedge clippers

39. Make your bed every morning

40. Don't LOS your healer