I couldn't find a complete list anywhere. Even the Reddit page was incomplete, so here ya go!
And yes... there is no #4. I don't know why. Do you?
From 16:20 of S2: Ep. 4 |
1. You do not talk about VGHS
2. No aim botting, map hacking, or hex editing
3. Don't steal or even think about stealing
5. No sticky liquids
6. Keep at least on article of clothing on at all times
7. Matches will go on as long as they have to
8. Eat at least 3 times a day
9. Beds are for sleeping
10. Blink multiple times an hour while gaming
11. The lights never go out at VGHs
12. Keep your feet on the ground
13. Check every room and chest before progressing
14. No strobe lights
15. No heavy breathing or panting
16. Houston will frequently have problems
17. Sun exposure won't kill you
18. Don't leave belongings in the hallways
19. The janitor is not your mother, don't hug him
20. No loud music
21. No audible singing or joy
22. Gaming is not a substitute for eating
23. No silly string inside dormitory buildings
24. Always fake your disarm
25. No clicking of spells or abilities
26. If you're a freshman you get the GIMP controller
27. The body cannot live without the mind
28. Lift the seat
29. Keep your room tidy and clean
30. No sleeping in the hallway
31. Lock your door before you leave
32. An APM under 400 is unacceptable
33. Button mashing is strictly prohibited
34. No crawling around on the floor
35. No pets
36. Keep your hands to yourself
37. Don't flush while someone is showering
38. No running with hedge clippers
39. Make your bed every morning
40. Don't LOS your healer